How to Be a Goddamn Lady

Trust me, I'm an expert.

The assignment was to build a website using parallax, but within it I discovered a grand opportunity. A chance to instruct women of the world on how to not merely be a lady, but be a goddamn lady. I assure you I am most qualified, for I have never burped or tooted or looked a gentleman in the eye, and I take my tea with a shot of brandy.

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